The 'Ramli' burger….synonymous with slop and grease.

Can’t remember how I stumbled into bangsar-babe’s blogsite but I made a mistake peeking at her
Top 5 burgaaas and those pictures kept haunting me the whole week.
Here I am trying to keep to my daily healthy oats and the other part of me is drooling over a sloppy and greasy ramli burger with the works!!! *
terrible ah shakes head* Truth be told that I do not hold any special affinity with ramli burgers (the Malaysian local burger) and so far (believe it or not) I’ve only tasted it once or twice so far. Have always shied away as I harbour suspicion over the hygiene with its preparation and meat storage conditions!! Can’t see the big deal about it except my curiosity at its local popularity. Also they are usually available only at night and usually too late by my dinner time standards.
Since curiosity got the better of me, I decided to hunt down some ‘popular’ stalls.
@ SS2 (highly recommended by
burboy and
burgal)
If you do not want to wait dial – azwan ramli burgaaa 016 284 889 for a quick ‘No Wait’ takeaway. Note that if you want sautéed onions as part of your special burger, do let him know. He is actually quite relax and accommodating about this even though this is not part of the standard menu. Further, if you prefer sunny side-up egg with your burger or the fried egg to wrap around your meat pattie, do voice your preference - he can do either, up to you.

Had originally planned to also visit the stall
@ DU (recommended by
burbabe) since the patties are so neatly prepared. Unfortunately the stall was not open for all 3 times I passed by. Maybe I was too early or just one of those unpredictability aspects of mamak stall owners?? Same goes for the other PJ ramli burgar stall posted by
burboy.

Don’t understand the rationale for the insistence stabbing, squashing and basically macerate the poor piece of meat. Why can’t they just leave it alone and flip it?? What’s a few additional minutes as the meat will cook eventually?? Why the need to stab it, let alone ‘butterfly’ it (aka slice the already skinny piece of burger meat into 2)?
[Pssst….instead of butter-flying the burgers, Azwan tends to ‘massage’ them (chopping style) with his frying spatula.]The
grease explained – more than half a tub of lard (ok I exaggerate a little) is used to cook one burger meat which is butterflied which is jabbed and squished and more margarine (cos butter would be too expansive) is slapped on. The burger buns are also liberally buttered before they are pan fired for a deeper aromatic taste.
The
sloppiness explained – almost a quarter bottle of sauce, combination of mayonnaise, tomato/sweet chilli sauce and BBQ sauce are liberally drizzled over the meat. How can it not be sloppy, by the amount of sauce being applied, there is only so much a measly burger bun can absorb thus the oozing of the sauce all over your mouth, chin and if you are not too careful, over your clothes too. Definitely two hands are required for this exercise otherwise risk the ingredients sliding out – drip, slop, slop. More mess, very sloppy - er, is this how you rate a good burger???
What about the all important TASTE? Let’s just say that if you add enough artificial seasoning and spices including sufficient large quantity of lard and what have you, HOW CAN IT NOT TASTE NICE? It’s a sure winner!!! Ok jokes aside, this burger is tasty and definitely SLOPPY. Er, please excuse me now while I go drink a jug full of Chinese tea to mentally grease-off. :)